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'Terrific Tits' Boob Pompoms - Instructions


Everything you need to know to make yourself a pair of beautiful bouncy pompom boobs!

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Boob Pompoms

Make endless amounts of boobs with this instant downloadable PDF. Quick, easy and fun instructions which talk you through how to make your very own fluffy breasts… with money from each pattern going straight to Breast Cancer Awareness.

As we know, each pair of boobs is completely unique and you can create your own individual pair with our kit. Make your nipples bigger, smaller, pointier or flatter – not only do we show you how to create a basic boob, we also offer some tips to personalise your boobs.

Make them any size you like, any colour you like and as many as you like! The breast options are endless…

Further Info

For knitting tips, how to’s and tutorials, please visit my Knitting Knowledge page.

I now have a Facebook group for those of you who have bought a kit or pattern from me, so please do come and join the community! We’re always happy to talk knitting and offer any advice if you have questions.


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To make these beautiful bangers you will need;

  • Super Chunky Yarn by Lauren Aston Designs – 50g main colour / 20g areola colour / 20g nipple colour
  • Large (65mm) pompom maker
  • Scissors

Patterns arrive as PDF downloads via email and also saved to customer accounts. By downloading patterns within 2 weeks of purchase, customers consent to waive their right to the 14-day cooling off period and therefore will not be entitled to a refund.

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Christmas last order dates

We are sending UK orders out until Wednesday 21st December so you still have time to place your order… *however* there are postal strikes scheduled for 9, 11, 14, 15, 23 & 24 Dec. There are currently backlogs due to previous strikes so there are already delays in orders arriving.

We suggest using Special Delivery at checkout if you’d like your order in time for the big day, as RM are prioritising these. Orders placed on 21st will be automatically upgraded to go Special Delivery (no extra charge)

*Please note, we don’t have control of Royal Mail – we can despatch your order but once it has left us, it is in the hands of the postal service.