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Clammering for Claudia Winkleman’s green chunky knit jumper? This is the one. Each commissioned Roll Up Knit Down Jumper is hand-knit to order here in the South West, with a dispatch time of around 6-8 weeks. 


‘Terrific Tits’ Boob Pompoms – Instructions


Everything you need to know to make yourself a pair of beautiful bouncy pompom boobs!
shown in Soft Peach, Salmon & Mulberry and Chocolate, Terracotta & Walnut
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Make endless amounts of boobs with this instant downloadable PDF. Quick, easy and fun instructions which talk you through how to make your very own fluffy breasts… with money from each pattern going straight to Breast Cancer Awareness.

As we know, each pair of boobs is completely unique and you can create your own individual pair with our kit. Make your nipples bigger, smaller, pointier or flatter – not only do we show you how to create a basic boob, we also offer some tips to personalise your boobs. The breast options are endless…

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Craft Kit – ‘Terrific Tits’ Boob Pompoms


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You'll need
50g + 20g + 20g Super Chunky Yarn
Large Pom Pom Maker
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